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aysha alkaff. july fourteenth. nineteen. girl. singapore. email me=)...
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Thursday, June 23, 2005

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets
i got my beach today!!
didnt do much except laze ard and take pictures. heh. my mum and i were just soaking and playing in the water, getting enthralled by the schools of little fishies swimming around us.
i has sticky chewy chocolate ice cream now! yeayy
and im not studying anything at all today! yeayyy yeayyyy
and abah started a rumour tt our next door neighbour committed suicide. haha. abah is SO bored!!

-aysha


Monday, June 20, 2005

so we went to pizza hut for diner on aman's birthday.. and i rmb feeling very pretty.. i cant rmb why.. oh wait. maybe its because i AM pretty.. haha. yeah tts the only interesting thing worth mentioning.. i mean the details of eating arent exactly interesting right. ooh i feel so hyper today i dont know WHY.. perhaps its the carb overload. i made mashed potatoes for lunch today. yeah see i cook now. me! woooooo! ahaha.. yea so the thing is i made like 5 potatoes. and no one else wanted it. the boys said it looked sick (which is unavoidable its friggin MASHED, you dimwits) and mama said it was tasteless. which is true. cause i just smashed the potatoes and dint put anything else on it. haa. it tasted nice to meeee!

so like im extremely full now and im about to throw up if i move around too much so i thought hey maybe it'll do me good to sit in front of the pc(: i'll just do maths later. like laterlater. ok wait. if i procrastinate any further my papers will end up being ungraded or something. bah. oh. ive memorised all eighty new peribahasas for malay. hope ful ly i can get a dis tinc tion for ma lay.

i want to play pooooool! why is aman so youthful. heeheheheee. oh no im going insane.

im goin craaazy im goin craazy
the things around me are driving me crazy now
-too phat

ouch. *clutches tummy* i need sticky chewy chocolate ice cream.

-aysha


Saturday, June 18, 2005

happy belated birthday hanisah

happy birthday aman

and happy advanced birthdays to mursjid and mathan

mohammed is too cute. he went to sing song with abah to get aman's birthday presents: kinder bueno, campbell's soup and peanuts. HAHA. kids..

i feel so old.

-aysha


Thursday, June 16, 2005

studied at vj with vib, fai and hanisah yesterday. okay "studied". fine. so we did more talking. but we still studied. okay very little. but at least we made the effort. (:

and we went back to tk to collect our Olevel certs. i wanted to set mine alight. the horrific E was literally dancing at the end of the list of my grades. i've got. to show cikgu salim im not that daft.

our budget meal at the hawker centre was not quite budget after all. hah. but im reallY sick of fast food.

i think..

i FRIKKIN MISS FAIZAH!! YOU HEAR ME FA?

-aysha


Sunday, June 12, 2005

alkaff mania.




aysha.alkaff says:
OH KANDA! DINDA CINTAKAN KANDA SEBANYAK TIGAPULUHSEN!
²muhammad alkaff. ـghetto my secrets.glock sets. ّ says:
wad!
²muhammad alkaff. ـghetto my secrets.glock sets. ّ says:
30cents??!!
aysha.alkaff says:
OH KANDA MAAFKANLAH DINDA
aysha.alkaff says:
DINDA TAK BISA BEBUAL BAHASA NIH
²muhammad alkaff. ـghetto my secrets.glock sets. ّ says:
dinda cintakan kanda sebanyak TIGAPULUH SEN !!??
aysha.alkaff says:
TIDAAAAAK
aysha.alkaff says:
OH DINDA SUDAH TAU
aysha.alkaff says:
DINDA CINTAKAN KANDA UMPAMA MONYET CINTAKAN KUTU
²muhammad alkaff. ـghetto my secrets.glock sets. ّ says:
REALLY
²muhammad alkaff. ـghetto my secrets.glock sets. ّ says:
really eh
aysha.alkaff says:
APAKAH KANDA TIDAK PERCAYA KATAKATA DINDA INI?
aysha.alkaff says:
OHHHH! REMUK HATI DINDAAAA!
²muhammad alkaff. ـghetto my secrets.glock sets. ّ says:
but why umpama monyet cintakan kutu?
aysha.alkaff says:
UNTUK MENUNJUKKAN HOW GREAT MY CINTA TERHADAP YOU IS
²muhammad alkaff. ـghetto my secrets.glock sets. ّ says:
is that great? umpama monyet cintakan kutu
aysha.alkaff says:
great lah
²muhammad alkaff. ـghetto my secrets.glock sets. ّ says:
oohh
²muhammad alkaff. ـghetto my secrets.glock sets. ّ says:
ok






spoilerrrr!





(and ma this is not. real.)

-aysha


Saturday, June 11, 2005

apparently the washing machine has decided to stop functioning efficiently.
according to mama, black clothes must all be hand washed now.
because the machine cant do it.
how brilliant.
im just not any use at washing clothes by hand.
and to make matters worse.. nearly all of my clothes are black.
to prove my point im fully clad in black at this very instant.

i need a haircut.

-aysha


Friday, June 10, 2005

met ami salim at habib's on wednesday.. habib ahmad was there too.. played scrabble with habib, mama and aman. and finally understood how a sigma bond must exist before a pi bond can exist. credit to faizah(: too bad ami salim couldnt bring at least ami alwi's hands along. daHah.

went bowling with mama and the boys yest.. apparently women have to wear gay neon green/blue shoes. totally spoilt my well-put together outfit. kapff. anyhoos i only beat mohd. har. i got like a 67. forever longkanging.. haa.

had pw today. nice to see people again. met mab in marine parade library tt prettywoman. was totally reminded of sec two days when the seven drama girls would rot in bk laughing our brains out. i guess that will only remain a memory..

david introduced me to viking metal. its quiteeee cute. nyaha. but ive taken to listening to olddd hafiz-type songs lately. beyonce and the like.. maybe. just maybe. tomorrow i'll study and like.. really focus.


okay, who am i kidding.

-aysha


Tuesday, June 07, 2005

i was dreaming happily about some pleasurable event, smiling to myself in my sleep, with my gorgeous curls against my pillow, when i was rudely shaken awake by fairuz.

stupid girl.

so after my wonderful dream was rudely shattered into nothingness i couldnt go back to sleep. decided to read the papers (cue to gasp) then i went to pick vibha up.

so she spent like.. nearly the whole day here.. keeping me company from the misery of being grounded. though actually everyone else went to khala's and i STILL have yet to ooh at their xbox. but yeah.

oh i was thinking. maybe i should have gone to poly. and taken mass comm. hmphf.

what does it mean when a neat sleeper turns violent sleeper overnight?

-aysha


Monday, June 06, 2005

yey at last something happens to my uneventful life last weekend(:
weddings galoree!
dahaa.
on saturday i dragged myself to eunos cc for muhammad's sister's wedding. even though i knew i was going to be bored half to sleep since neither faizah OR ameera had the decency to show up. so muhammad: be happy. botak rocks.

so anyways. i ended up talking to this lady who apparently used to work with khala like.. yearrrs ago. haha. she came alone.. i will never. in my right mind go to a wedding on my own. so yadidadida we eateateat talktalktalk bitchbitchbitch.. then the emcee decided to gelek onstage. ahh so pretty(: then she even pulled the bride up to gelek with her.. haha.. sporting girl. but her dress was rather inappropriate for dancing.. she looked quite. uncomfortable.

ya so blablabla we went off (met aminah aledroos) then we were off to baba's house. to watch habib's tape of haney's wedding. so. kecoh. they kept rewinding the bloody tape to see baba and khala and habib's face like twenty gabillion times. *shakes head* so then habib alwi arrived and sent us all home. wasnt such a fun day but yeah. better than reading up on respiration.

rights. so on sunday there was another wedding. at changkat cc if im not mistaken.. yupyup. that time faizah came along (iloveyoubaby) and well. i was being a pig i ate alot alot. haaaha. yes. so. then. saw farah bawany and fatmah alkaff at the next table. so me and faizah went round to say hello. we moved off to some shop outside the hall to sit and yak. i miss those silly gits.

also met amal aledroos, ibtisam and iman almasyhur and quite a few other girls whose names i have yet to discover actually.. haha. yesyes. must increase girlfriend population. oh and it was boys galoree(: nenene. i have been so. deprived. being grounded is stupid. egh.

after the wedding me, mama, khala and fa all went to tm to take neos. weets. mama's first. AT LAST. funfun(: hoohoo. so we did alot of walking. my stupid heels nearly killed my poor feet. kept hearing fairuz's voice in my head "pain is beauty darling". haha. split from mama and khala for tea with fa. and well we dint exactly have tea lah. we just had some orgasmic icecream. heh. heheh.

so blablabla. nothing interesting. went home. and was late for pw conference call. dAaha. but then i wasnt the last to call. doodeedoo. if only pw would get more fun. kuek says to have meetings at ppl's house. but really. i wonder if my grpmates are up for that..

-aysha


Thursday, June 02, 2005

i like to move it move it..
i like my straight hair straight hair(:
weets.
bit cacat.
but cool.
eh 'lawa'.
what u think of one abang bridge, and one boyfriend bridge.
before we bring in the girl.

-aysha

happy birthday kuek!!

-aysha


Wednesday, June 01, 2005

happy birthday munirah!!

so i heard u have a blog. how come i dont know.

-aysha

photophosphorylation makes some SENSE to me.
ehh look at the guai girl woooots(:

so i met her and said "can you be my boo boo?
prom's round the corner i kinda need a date
and if u said yes a world of difference it would make"
she laughed and said "hey, shorty. see my lips?
read it. look at me. now look at you nerd. beat it!!"

hooooodeehooodeeehooo
gimme hair straightener womannn
i wants to playy

ow. head.ache.

-aysha


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