Saturday, December 31, 2005
happy fifteenth birthday to my lovely darling farahlalalala!!
i have a mosquito bite under my chin. its so hard to scratch. free.styler. im in love with an egreeting i found. http://www.egreetings.com/display.pd?bfrom=1&prodnum=3057357&path=32405&va=1 cuteeee!
-aysha
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
that. is mine.
-aysha
Thursday, December 22, 2005
fai is a mama watermelon tak mandi
-aysha
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
today i feel like talking about my brother.
hes such a comical character tt boy. he thinks life is about buying new games and finishing them in three hours each, watching mummies and embalming stuff on discovery channel, eating like a pig cause he thinks hes the only growing person in the family (while he watches everyone else STARVE) and thinking to himself everynight tt the aircon is never cold enough (which is why he turns the fan on as well, then he rolls himself into his quilt like hes the crab meat in a sushi).
just today when i was planning on going somewhere with him, i brought up many rejected suggestions among which included "i know! lets go to central and get ur hair cut!" his reply was he'll cut it next week when he looks like hes got an afro.
he really is a bright, intelligent boy actually. he learns things very quickly and it never frustrated me to teach him the timestables when he was small. (unlike with mohd, but tts a diff story) so anyway, even though hes smart and all, i sometimes wonder if hes just plain immature (still) or he simply has no aspirations for his future.
this morning, he saw me preparing my work for today and he asked me "are u studying?" with such disbelief and disapproval. so i said "yes, i actually do study. maybe u should too. then u can be smarter than everyone else when ur teacher actually covers tt topic in school next year. like with ur factorisation."
the story behind factorisation was when i temporarily became his maths tutor last year after Os. i got bored of the sudden nonstudying season so i taught him his sec2 stuff. so yeah. he was a pro in class. like i said earlier, hes smart. so blablabla he got on the dean's list this year.
so back to this morning. "yes, i actually do study. maybe u should too. then u can be smarter than everyone else when ur teacher covers tt topic next year. like with ur factorisation." he looks at me like im a complete moron who just claimed that mohd is cute. "no!" he says. "if im smart, teachers will expect too much from me. like if teachers expect nothing from me, when i dont passup my homework they wont scold me" *insert satisfied grin*
*sigh* perhaps i should just let him rot in his room playing doom3 for the thousandth time. hopefully he'll grow up someday and realise that he has to do something about his attitude.. so in the meantime i'll just live in his gay presence and endure his neverending talk. hes so full of stories and ideas. his favourite thing to bug me with is his 'what if' things.
"sha."
"what if.."
"one day u wake up and u find urself strapped onto a bed of nails and a huge razor sharp blade is about to slice u in half and the only way to stop it is to press the button thats somewhere in between the nails ur legs are on??"
or.
"what if mama is not at home for one whole week, then u run out of underwear?"
"what would u rather have? a new handphone or an electric guitar?"
i thought this what-ing thing dies off when a child grows up. mohd is supposed to be the inquisitive one who questions each and every thing that happens.
curious. veeery curious.
-aysha
Monday, December 19, 2005
hello blog(:
im alivee. too lazy to follow up the tutor story now.
she was being an evil and cunning thing on tt day when she finally came 15mins late.
anyhoos. went out w fa on sat. and got my earrings at last!!! YAY happyhappy! cant wait to show lynette!!!!
and yest wedding. again.
and today waste timeee. watch tv, chat, watch monsters inc. barely finished a single chapter of chem. how am i gonna pass.. urgh. cant focus without the presence of a functional phone. im sure of it. its not helping tt i have a hideous pimple right smack in the middle of my forehead. pui.
-aysha
Friday, December 16, 2005
happy birthday hafiz!!
-aysha
Thursday, December 15, 2005
i just received another sms from her!!
she postponed to 6!
SIX BLOODY OCLOCK!
excuse me lady who do u think i am?! just cause im still schooling and abt 30 years younger than you doesnt mean u can push me around and go back on ur promises! my father freaking PAYS you to tutor me so tt i can learn the most frm ur stupid biochem experience which means u must come when my brain is able to soak in information not when im gg to be all sleepy and not in the mood at SIX in the evening!
does it not cross ur filthy little mind that i might have made other plans and tt i dont sacrifice an entire day for YOU to decide which time u want to come and keep delaying and delaying. i have my own bloody things to do too missy. if i really were actually talking to you i might have just knocked on ur head! dont. mess with me!
RAHHH
-aysha
so i get an sms at abt 3pm today saying 'i will be coming for tuition at 5'
5???
first u say three, then u chg to four. now five???
AND THEN.
shes not here by 5.10.
so i call her up. 'where are u?'
"blablablablablabla late blablabla 5.30 blablabla"
5 freaking 30?!
shes going down.
-aysha
happy birthday kadir(:
-aysha
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
i have a huge crush on the hot pink motorola razr.
-aysha
aman and aysha are happily sitting on the sofa watching cartoons on tv. all of a sudden, mohd rings the bell..
mohd: assalamualaikum!!
aysha: w'salam (gets up to open the gate)
aysha: nah (passes keys to mohd)
mohd: open for me laaa idiot!!
aysha: neh, too lazy. u do it. (puts keys on the floor)
upon hearing that, aman decides to join the conversation..
aman: sha why u so bad? why cant u open the gate for him?
mohd: ur such an idiot la!
aman: you're an idiot! what did i do?
mohd: i was talking about aysha la not you! idiot.
aysha: dont call him an idiot.
mohd: YOU are the idiot! (opens gate and lets himself in)
fai, arent u happy u dont have to live through that every other day? *sigh*
-aysha
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
i think. i hate my chem tutor. shes so bodoh k today i expected her at 3pm cause she said tuesday at 3 but when i sms her what does she say??? oh tuition on thursday at 4 i swear i cant stand her RAH anddd. she always comes for tuition late!!
i mean i know la u tired cause everyday work then only got one day off to come and tutor me but PLEASE la make plans promise to come at one time dont be so late can! she comes not like 5 mins late but like 30 to 45 mins late!! so bloody irritating. dalah dunno how to keep promise she come and laugh at me cause i 'dont know how cracking occurs'. not funny k! theres no bloody shit to know abt cracking other than its the catalytic breakdown of useless alkanes to shorter chain alkenes at high bloody temperature!! i know my stuff! how DARE she laugh at me!
bodoh shit pangsai head think she so smart got biochem degree then work as a security guard! i LAUGH at her then she know. and now. i got no time for physics. and then all the bodoh bkstores in sg dun sell chem A level texts. WHAT only. and my worm of a phone is nonfunctional, it bloody hangs and shows me the volume screen i dont bloody want to know the volume if it'd just effing WORK!! i have 18 received msgs and i cant read a single one. woo handphone. DIE
i MUST go shopping asap. im so totally frustRATED.
-aysha
happy birthday to bel and benjy!!
-aysha
Saturday, December 10, 2005
actually.
i miss a lot of things.
i miss nandini.
i miss tk.
i especially miss drama.
which means i miss mr connor and the drama girls and the drama seniors and the drama jrs and getting bubblegum off my butt and walking along a pretend beach and seeing something shiny in the water while the entire club laughs right in my face oh and the chinky twins advising me not to pon lectures when they obviously do so and i miss playing masak masak and makeuping and i miss faizah and im out of energy.
-aysha
i believe im sick of weddings. i wouldnt mind if i had the money to buy new outfits for each wedding though. and every time i go for a bloody wedding faizah is not there with me. i miss that stupid girl. she used to be always there for me when i needed or even wanted her but now shes so busy with her bodoh school and im jealous tt i dont get attention. FA I MISS YOU!! you hear me?!
*sigh*
-aysha
Saturday, December 03, 2005
today is my blog's first birthday(:
its been a year already. so fast. when i started this blog i was worrying if i could make it to my dream jc. and now tt im at last a victorian, i ask myself.. did i make the right choice? so many things have happened.. i must say its been an eventful year. with loads of ups and even more downs.. haha.
-aysha
Thursday, December 01, 2005
happy birthday to wara!!
i had such a lovely day celebrating with the birthday girl, fai and vib!! so funn! to bad hanisah had to miss it.. fai, me and wara planned on meeting at 9 in the morning outside school but ended up meeting at 10am.. surprise surprise.. haha. dropped by 7-11 to get sandwiches and fishballs and walked all the way to the beachhh!
we quickly found a spot and stripped to our swimming clothes and jumped into the water. it was high tide and sooo lovely!! loads of fun being crazy, laughing and drinking saltwater by accident. it drizzled for awhile but before long the sun came back up. then wara the bimbo pointed to the sky and asked "is that the moon??"
i left fai and wara in the water to get my camera and gave vibha a quick call. so vib left home to get wara's birthday cake at parkway. so then i started to madly take pics and played in the water some more. when vib arrived we cut wara's surprise cake and creamed each other.
we cleaned up abit and played bridge in the hot sun. fai and vib were so scared of getting dark so they left to shower while me and wara baked in the sun. haha we must do tt again soon!! im really much browner now!! yayyy! fai took pics of me and wara showering. haha crazy girl.
we then had lunch at komalas. so filling. felt like puking afterward cause i was so bloated. fai and wara then decided to buy shorts. i was so tired by then.. prolly cause of the after effects of yesterday's gym trip. yes, gym. haha.
slept all the way home after cycling. now i really gotta sleep. goodnight.
-aysha
